Thursday, May 26, 2011

Licenses and food: not (necessarily) mutually exclusive

When all you've got paying the bills is a minimum-wage job, $50 can seem like a lot of money, especially in that awkward time after rent and before your first paycheck of the month. And, when you've got some distance from college and stopped regularly writing checks with four or five digits in the "pain box," money gets a whole new scale and scope. The "NASA effect" no longer applies (that is to say, "Oh, we're spending a billion dollars already; what's another million?") and the several hundred dollars you end up spending on a license is no longer dwarfed by tuition.

I'll choose to believe that the licensing institutions' hands are tied when it comes to charging teachers $50 here for fingerprinting and $50 there for background checks and, the one that I understand the least: $30 for mailing $2 worth of paper, envelopes, and postage for an out-of-state license packet that is free and online for in-state graduates. I have to choose to believe that their hands are tied because otherwise, it starts looking like some kind of xenophobic scheme, and this blogger becomes rather cynical. Not to mention that another state requires a full-blown license (as in, not a typical starter, 3-year provisional license that many states use for new teachers) before they ask for over $200 plus other, hidden, miscellaneous expenses. I choose to believe that that one happened because of cautious legislators.

So, what's the moral to this story?

Plan your finances.

I'll say again: Plan. Your. Finances. Dave Ramsey, creator of the Seven Baby Steps, has a practitioner of those steps build a couple of financial "buffers" for unforeseen expenses. First, a person gathers $1000 for an "emergency fund," which covers medical bills, car repairs, and other things of that sort. Second, he has a person pay off existing debt, and third, he builds a second buffer of 3 to 6 month's of living expenses.

I would instead amend this so that there is a step one-and-a-half: build a $500 to $1000 buffer for licenses and interviews. That way, when you find out that you're going to have to shell out another $100 for gas to get to an interview 8 hours away (plus $60 for a hotel, if you want to be able to think during the interview), you won't have to give up meals for the next three weeks.

Other things you might not know about getting a teaching license:
  • Some states require fingerprinting, and that can take 6 or more weeks for law enforcement to process. After that, my home state says it will take another three-or-so weeks to process the application itself.
  • Moral: Start early. Very early.

  • Most states I've seen have different (and usually more expensive) rules for people who graduated in another state. These are called out-of-state or provisional licenses, and they may valid for a shorter period of time, during which a person may have to take other classes or complete other requirements.
  • Moral: Do your homework, and do it early.

  • This also applies to job applications: most places will not take your word that you graduated with these classes, that student teaching, and those grades; they want official transcripts. In fact, I think that every place to which I've applied for anything has wanted an official transcript. They also can take some time to actually get to the people who need them; figure a day or so for the request to go through, a day or so to get processed at your institution, and several days for USPS to their thing. Note: these are business days, between 9 and 5, when the Registrar isn't busy with a hundred other things.
  • Moral: Get a bunch. Get more than you need. Seriously. Probably 20. Maybe more, depending on how many schools you apply to. If anything, they stay good (as far as I know?), so keep the extras filed away in case you need more later on. You can just drop the envelope you received it in along with everything else you're mailing to your myriad different schools.

Happy hunting,

P.S.: In other news, the officer who fingerprinted me knew has personally met and chatted with Bob Crane, and personally knows the D.P. for the old Hawaii Five-Oh series.

1 comment:

Josie said...


...and I think DR is brilliant, thanks to the advice his grandma gave him.